Kerinthian's

I’m well into week three of my ostentatious attempt of turning $20 into a chubby $100 and Felix, my testosterone factory of a cat has that snide look on his face as he licks his furry thighs while not taking his eyes off me. Oh yeah , he’s saying to me telepathically, you’re going to fail and ain’t nobody going to take my stones away from me! I burst a vain in the side of my head trying to relay my unspoken reply through the ether between us – better clean those things while you still have them cat! The war between cat and man has been declared, yet Felix with his claws has left me in the dust of the arms race as I wait for my slow economy to grow… Let’s recap quickly before the four legged ginger ninja manages his next strike! Last blog you saw me with $4 still crediting my Trademe account and a return of $17.50 from the original 20 that I “invested” into my Small Change Growth Plan. From that $17.50 I topped up my Trademe account, spent $6 on new stock and saved the m...

Seriously not wanting to stay up any later than I absolutely have to tonight I will make this brief... I found some old discs this evening with some very old files on them and stumbled upon my failed attempts at becoming a cartoonist back in 2005... I must have filled 2-3 drawing pads with panel after panel before giving up entirely. I have a history of giving up. Never the less, I thought I would share a few from a series I called "Frequent Analysis" Hope you enjoy!

As most of my subscribers are aware I am the proud father of two wonderful children. Now recently a friend suggested to me that having pets was somehow synonymous with having offspring! I realized that I've actually heard people say this before, and it also dawned on me that most of these people actually believe what their tongue is suggesting, unaware that if ones tongue could cross its fingers when telling a fib, it would certainly be doing so at the mere suggestion that a Human Child is even remotely anything like a four legged subservient creature that can double up as a mega-city for fleas and would prefer to use it's mouth when washing it's.... well, you get the point.  Nevertheless I still feel compelled to now take you on a journey to explain the spleen bursting absurdity of that belief. Please note these comparisons are for "normal" otherwise responsible pet owners and parents.  T...