Pimp My Hundred Bucks - Part Four
As brilliant as the past seven days have been, I am still not yet the master of the wobbly boat. First of all there’s Felix, my evil cat who I mentioned in my last series… Well, Felix has a “brother” called Fernando who was in every way the opposite of everything that made Felix a pain. Fernando was the perfect male cat until he got pregnant. This week I discovered his tummy was getting bigger and so were his kitty nipples… after further investigation I discovered he was missing something unique to all male cats, making him a female. Now I have to consider gender reassignment as a possible expenditure when all of this is over, that is if I want “him” to keep the name Fernando. At least my kids will enjoy having some kittens for a while, at least until for as long as it takes me to find them new homes! Anyone want a kitten? While this is a good example of the price of procrastination, it also demonstrates what not paying close attention will cost you! I’ve procrastinated on ...